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May 2019
Young hunks taking shots
Stripping down to dirty socks
Music up, gettin’ hot
Kiss me, give me all you’ve got
It’s pretty obvious that you’ve got a crush (you know)
That magic in your pants, it’s making me blush (for sure)
– Kesha, Die Young
Damn right I like the life I live,
because I went from negative to positive.
– Christopher George Latore Wallace
Sometimes, when I want
to take on the world,
I try to remember that
it’s just as important
to sit down and ask my
son how he’s feeling or
talk to him about life.
– Angelina Jolie
January 2017
I dont ask you to love me always like this, but i ask u to rememeber. Somewhere inside of me there will always be the person I am tonight. F. Scott Fitzgerald, Tender is the night
May 2019
Bless the Flowers, Bless the Weed, – Amen to that, Brother
– Surfer, Dude (2008)
November 2017
Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
January 2018
Wisdom begins in wonder. – Socrates
May 2019
That’s one small step for a man,
one giant leap for mankind
– Neil Armstrong
An ounce of mother is worth a ton of priest.
– Spanish Proverb
– Mothers Day
January 2018
You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty.
– Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi
May 2019
You are so hard to read.
You play hide-and-seek
With your true intentions.
If you’re only playing games,
I’ll just have to say
A b-b-b-bye, b-b-bye, bye,
– Paula Abdul, Straight Up
How much will it cost to turn one of them white-only pies into nigger pie?
How about I turn y’all into nigger pie?
– Life (1999)
If you truly believe love conquers all
try to give a kiss to a rattlesnake..
– Erik Tanghe
December 2016
fries before guys
May 2019
Love, Grand, isn’t it? I was in love once. Marriage is buying a house for someone you hate, remember that. – Russell Crowe, The Nice Guys