Preachers died here-a whole synod-so we fire-fighters
pound flames reverently. We look away from TV

cameras, whispering Barney Rubble to quell laughter
as, in a gold swirl of sparks, the charred roof falls.

Experts say it’s healing to speak about race. But
the more people speak, the louder they yell, the more

guns appear and spit their obdurate communications.
Soon no one recalls the horses’ names, or what

the Exacta paid. Talk-about-sex is just as bad. The more
directions my love gives, the flimsier desire grows.

Logic, like prostatitis, just makes matters worse.
Flowerpots bash my stucco walls for no reason.

My gate flaps open without wind. Mr. Woo, my herbalist,
sells me a “healing” ginseng tea contaminated

with toad skin meant for a heart stimulant, ch’an su.
My heartbeat’s stronger, but I turn a slimy green,

with red spots that spell, in Bittern, “Don’t eat me.”
I puff my throat out like a bagpipe in the rain,

and skirl love songs as the swamp shivers and drools.
When I wake, my love has clipped my fingernails

and left me a bill for a manicure, plus all the trimmings.
“When I swore to help you Be all that you can be,

I thought it would be more,” she weeps as woodpeckers
assault my authentic Kwakiutl totem pole

from Franklin Mint. Now, in a haze of bufotoxin
and evaporating dreams, the city floats like an armada

on concrete. Or an armoire. Or a suit of armor—
the one I should have worn when my love and I sat

down to discuss our “dyadistic imago,” which was
hemorrhaging.
-Charles Harper Webb