“Jada, I love you G.I Jane 2 can’t wait to see it all right” – Chris Rock
I’m not sure if this is real or fake act, but Will Smith hits Chris Rock on the Oscars live on Television. It appears that he punched or slapped or
Q. Why can’t the boy ghost have babies? A. Because he has a Hallo-weenie.
This clearly makes sense (lol) also Happy Halloween! As we are on the month of October, the ghosts are everywhere, and I guess boy ghost just have a Hallo-weenie. I didn’t even know
Do I love my job? No.
But does it afford me the ability to go on lavish vacations and buy anything I want? Also no.
Then what’s the point of working? It is so sad that this is true with just so many people. The problem is that
Could you imagine if God turns out to be a woman? Not only am I going to hell, but I will never know why.
I’m not sure if this is funny or not but it would be hard to imagine God as a Girl. As men are
I just lost a good friend of mine in a terrible accident. He got his finger stuck in a wedding ring.
Well, as much as a joke this might sound it could be really serious to some people. On top of that sometimes the wedding ring can
Q. What’s the difference between your paycheck and your cock?
A. You don’t have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
The most important thing I could say is to be rich, so you won’t worry about your wife. When you have money, nothing can step in
Q. Why do women have small feet?
A. So, they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
Sometimes I feel like this just makes sense. With smaller feet the closer you will be to the kitchen sink which more dishes will be washed easily. Also, they can move
Q. What’s the difference between love and herpes?
A. Love doesn’t last forever.
Did somebody say Love doesn’t last forever? Most likely that person has a failed love marriage or just no luck in relationships. Some people are joking about herpes, but it is just sad, and it
Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A. “How do you breathe through something so small?”
(Lol) This almost sounds like a true story. I wonder if elephants really think that way. Most likely not as most guys that take care of them are wearing
Q. What is a lesbian’s favorite thing to eat?
A. A Klondike Bar
Lol, I kind of want to eat that ice cream right now. There used to be this version of it that was dark chocolate on the outside with chocolate in the inside. However, as I’m
Q. What do a Rubik’s Cube and a penis have in common?
A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
Ever wonder what a Rubik’s Cube is? It is those square puzzle toys that you keep rotate them around until you match the same colors
A man walks into a hamburger shop and orders a regular meal. Later, the waitress brings his meal to him. He takes a bite out of it, and notices there’s a small hair in the hamburger. He begins yelling frantically at the waitress, “Waitress, there’s a hair in my
Person: Your gay
You: I’m straighter than that pole your mom dances on
Well, for first of all I want to mention that I’m just watching too many movies where a woman is dancing on the pole and the pole ends up falling apart where the woman ends
me: I have an imaginary girlfriend.
therapist: You can do better than that.
me: I know, it’s just…
therapist: I was talking to her.
In most cases, an imaginary girlfriend is probably way better than the real one. (Lol) Sometimes, things just aren’t the way they are meant to be
Q: With your current account balance, which Apple product can you buy?
A: Apple juice.
Lol, this is actually funny and a good one. I mean most people are just overwhelmed by the prices that Apple is offering. I mean 1 thousand dollars for just a phone, are
“Life has no remote. So, get up and change it yourself.”
Wow! What a wonderful joke that doesn’t really feel like a joke, but rather some advice. This is also a good reminder to keep the toxics out of your life. If everything is going wrong, just
she said, “what’s on tv?”
“Dust” I said… And that’s when the arguments started!
This is like an example of couple living together and often kind of gets annoying. I mean there is a fight about everything with so many women and this needs to come to an
She said, “You only love me because my dad left me a lot of money!”
I said, “Not true, I’d love you no matter who left it to you!”
Well, this is something that is true because at the end of the day, who really cares who left
After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks strange, so she decides to do a DNA test!
She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents!
Wife: Honey, I have something very serious to tell you!
Husband: What’s up?
Wife: According to DNA test results, this is
A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a women patron.
He turned to her and said, “This is a special day, I’m celebrating.”
“What a coincidence,” said the woman, “I’m celebrating, too”. She clinked glasses with him and asked, “What are you
